Are you " ball" enough?

Mainly meant for male viewer...50% evil..read at your own risk...

We are all living in a world of comparison.. Everyone is so kiasu.. everything we like to compare.. We compare our house, our bf/gf, our atm/ washing machine, our children , our dogs , our houses...etc and the list go on. Not forgetting our very own physical appearance-- skin , eyes, nehneh , kkc and sometimes ball(s) as well (if you have).

If once we find out that we are at the losing side, we, human being, tend to work hard and find a way out to "upgrade" ourselves .(No body wants to be a loser !) So some of us may change his/her gf/bf is car is not big enough, some send their children to the so -called children reconstruction centre , hoping that the "sifu" inside will change the children 's hippocampus (memory centre) so that it is more sensitive, some go for SK II whitening essence , other go for suntanned.

Once a while , you may find the desperate one may go for plastic surgery, A cup wanna upgrade to D cup , 5 " wanna upgrade ti 7", so and so.

Some decent fellow asked me if overexposure of sunlight might cause the gonads to expand.. I am not sure 'bout that.. but as what I have learnt about this animal kingdom.. Brucella might be the answer to it..

Proudly present to you --- Sheep testis (orchitis)

See, the effect of Brucella ? Once infected.. the balls just increase in size tremendously (more than 5 times)! The normal size of the testes of a sheep is like a fist of a 5 feet lady's fist.

So why go for that expensive , high risk surgery? Promise no pain , and no charges on that! Just ask any of your friends who work with animals, help you to isolate some of the bacteria and inoculate it on your balls.. you may DIY too. Cool , isn't it?

Hence, you think you are not ball enough? Go for Brucella! Other alternatives -- E.coli, n Streptococcus.