Friday, March 30, 2007

how to insult using medical terms?

Having a bad day? Feel like strangulate your boss/spouse / gf/bf / any stupid fella but there is no where to vent your anger to them?

No worries.. Today I am going to introduce you a few vocabs that might help you to release your stress ..

Atresia ani--absence of anus.. cantonese -- "sang zai mou si fert" 生仔沒屁股


Hypoplastic cerebrum--
reduce in size of cerebrum-- part of your brain.. aka "mou no" stupid
沒腦


Epidermal hyperplasia--
Thickening of epidermis aka skin due to increase no of cells..aka muka tembok.."hmm zi cau"
厚面皮



Hypoplastic testes--
regression of the testes aka small balls.."sai tan"
小蛋。小睾丸


Now that you can talk bad in front of your boss , your spouse, your bloody hell retarded flens and siblings.. etc without any damage.
(provided that they don't have a darn idea / medical background like I do.. kekeke)


It's up to your creativity to utilize the vocabs.

Remember , the power is yours~

May the force be with you! ..


4 comments:

zewt said...

what? sai tan???

Anonymous said...

hypoplastic testes.. hokkien -- say liap.. -- Cantonese-- siu bo bo..whatever you call your ball(s)

kekeke

zewt said...

small balls... doesnt seems like an insult really.

Y.E@eevet said...

ZEWT- people tend to relate their " reproductivity" and " fertility" with their balls , as they are the main " factory" for sperms production. So it's a indirect way insulting incompetent people.