Random Jokes

These are just a few jokes forwarded to me by a friend of my..

Hope that it'll cheer you up as they do to me.

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,"
send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and
Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning
of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are
pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of
a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has
missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a
heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with
six children, "Are all these kids
yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a
condom factory and these are customer
complaints!"
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the
difference between confident and
confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm
confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's
confidential!
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