Another MV dedicated to Boleh-land

Check out the link, it's darn rough, darn farnie, and darn true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsyJemOf0xg

Enjoy yourself :)

ew.....

I thought that I have finally ended those pathetic " internet-less" days when I am back to my hometown..

No.. no.. Never thought that my FOC wifi service would have to say " Sayonara" and " Go - and - Earn -your- own decent money- and get Fatt of with Steam-asx" so soon..

Hence, I can't go online unless I got my super duper pig size obsolete laptop to my faculty to get online .. giving the chance to let other curious organisms that like to poke here and there with their long sharp noses in my school to .. oh no.. invade my little world of peace.

I guess everyone of us need to spend some time by our own. YES. Only yourself. Having sometime to ponder about some matter that fatt/ fart/ fitt you whatever you name it.
Eg . Your own private time to get a shower.. (except for those " yun yon" (a type of birds in cantonese)bath..)
.... hmm your own private SAMa- HAPPY-time ..(if you watch transformer, you know what I mean)
...own quiet time with GOD...etc.. etc..

I guess I have not much quality (and quantity) time to be spend with my little world in the blogosphere ... ... until further notice from my Heavenly Father..

and so I wonder.. what will my regular visitors will have in their mind when there is no update for my blog for a long long time?

Will they think that ..
I am dead?
or I have finally transformed myself into a slug successfully?
or ??????

hmmm.. maybe we should start a meemee (I miss maggie mee) on this topic.. what comes into your mind about the blogger if there's no update on a particular blog? Say auntie lilian's , or the wise -man zewt's ?


Last but not least .. (hehe..I know, not again for you), term of the day--

Flea aka sherk in cantonese==>parasite that can jump very high ,infest you, suck your blood, have the ability to let other young parasite to be pass through your body circulatory system, and make you sick.

Fleas are everywhere . You can hardly prevent or avoid it (unless you are one of them). Make sure you work hard enough to have enough blood for yourself..You can't sue them, you hardly have the chance to fight back as they always "jump" very high.. high in position.. higher that your papa, mama, dai lou , kai dai...etc

We just have to live with it.. Sux it up , bro.. as my Dai lou told me..

All in all, May God bless all of you reading this entry so that you'll continue to track me down ..on and off just to make sure that I am still alive..

Sorry dude, if I have kept you waiting for so long... and believe me , it's not the end.... ew...

Counting down before I leave KL

Oh..when people is " sui" , it is really " sui" and you can really sense the " suiness" when it is about to hit you...

First of all, I got a real high fever .. real high like .. hmm when coffee mix with redbull plus chicken essense-- okay, so I am really HOT !! and heaty.. hey no... NO , I am NOT ON HEAT!


Then , got a im from my friend that she have no choice but to " aero aka fong faye gay" as she is too busy with her big project. Okay, that's fine with me..So I still have another one friend who is joining me..

Then late at the night.. still HOT .. another friend of mine sms me telling me that she doesn't want to go to Taiping anymore.. So that's mean it's only me .. ALONE!!

Okay, I told myself to calm down.. This is not the first time that people aero me.. this is their decision and I have to respect them. But heiya.. why I am always the one who kena all this shit?


Going there alone meaning I have to bear the accommodation and transportation all by myself which is not economic and out of my budget . The more "geli" thing is that I have to walk all by myself early in the morning from the motel to Taiping Zoo and late in the evening everyday which is hmmm not really safe . You know .. Tp lake got quite a number of a-kua when the night curtain falls on the ground.. that means that it is really ... what if other" humpsap low" think that I am one of them .. or the "beauties" think that I am snatching their rice -bowl then I am sure be dead by then.

I am not angry with them. I am just unlucky. I guess maybe God have other plans for me . Maybe it's a blessing in disguise, who knows?

The third unfortunate event is the house I am living with , right now. I mean the place where I stay currently for the semesters. We've talked to the landlord via phone but he was not happy with that.. meaning that most probably we have to bear the cost of the empty room. It's really hard for us as we are just students,not making money. And we do understand what the landlord is thinking. There are no one to be blamed. We hope that we are given a little time and mercy -- why can't we have a win -win situation?
Pray hard for that. It's never easy when it comes to money especially in this city of Money-boleh-land. Hope that my housemate can really persuade our landlord as I won't be there when they are negotiating (back home d mar.. dun blame me la~)

I am not the one who is choosy in to let people stay at our house.. it is the issue of safety. Hey all are pretty gals(if not , cute gals), still intact... very dangerous you know! I mean if I put you into my shoe , are you daring to let any " humpsap"-looking uncle dunno where he come from to stay with you? Bear in mind that -- we are only innocent , harmless little creatures!

But I am happy that at least I got 2 bookshelves, 1 small book rack from my senior today.. though he promised to give me 5 .. but in this dun-ever-believe-in- promises-land, he gave me 3 out of 5 , is also very generous d.. Thanks for that, dude!


[I really must learn that I must not believe in promises people make in this land-- even though I find it very hard to, and in the end I am the one who is being "salahkan" (blamed) ~ Sigh~ I guess that 's why I always feel hurt... aiya..forgive but remember the lesson]


Hehe another thing is that I am approved to be volunteering in one of the small animal clinics in my hometown! Hooray, it's a good news to me.. Though I might be running out of money for the transportation and food again~ And of course my dad and granny may not be happy with what I am doing then.. they call it idiot work (I am not using my special terms here as they can't speak "my language" ), as I am not earning money from it. But I wanna learn ! Yes , I wanna !

[Having a little problem with my dad.. but I guess I don't wanna reveal this yet.. Though it broke my heart, shattered my dream, I do hope that God will change him one day, and that he will kick off that really anemic parasite-like habit which not only have sucked all his blood, his Vit M, as well as my mom's , my sis's and my savings. No sense of security. No matter what, I still love him.. that's why sometimes I think it's good that I have the reasons for not going home so early in my semester break.. though I miss home.. so much feelings are intertwined~]

Looking at the pessimistic side, I have to say bye bye to the faster internet connection where I am having now at the room I rented. The one at my sweet home is the limited and very lousy version of stream-assxe..so I guess I got to bid farewell to my beloved youtube, imeem and other nice clips and songs .. and uploading and downloading of photos will be darn slow. Trust me! It's like the hard time you have gotten when you are trying your hard to stretch the muscle of your bowel in the toilet.. because something hard just stuck there..lots of pain .. oh man!

I can't go to the library to check out interesting books in my fac for hmm like 2 months!!
It's a sad thing.

I can't go swimming in my Uni pool for 2 months! (crazy hydro-phobia wanna swim in a pool with pelambung(buoy)!)

However, looking at the bright side.. I can go home!(though my room is burning-hot at this time)
I can meet all my buddies! Yeah, long live old time buddies! (though I guess my pocket's hole is getting much much more bigger -- hey entertainment fees with them not cheap le~one cup of limau ais RM 1.50 you think mamak is cheap arr?! )
I can go to church! (though not often as have to work in some of the weekends)
I can play my guitar! (wonder if it had become kaputt d)
I can sing K~ (anyone wanna hire part-time singer arr -- I dare U to!)
I can play with my dog! (Dd I miss you like crazy)
I can relief the pain of my mom for missing me sooooooo much! (I love ya mom!)
I can finish my " muthu-baik" (motorbike) lesson if possible... (and spend money again~Sigh~)

Wa.. after checking out the list .. the bright side beat the grey side!
So now .. happy happy la going back to my hometown.

Last but not least introducing
lepuh Man of the year ~ From Chagar Hutang, Redang, Mr Mahadi.. I miss him la~

Mr M : (Introducing himself) My name is Kong Ket (keng) Kuat
Live in Lanchiao Panjanng(Rantau panjang)
I like air mani.... (main main)
(and the rest I dun understand.. but the guys laugh like hyena..)

The way he said was so funny.. the rest is up to your understanding and imagination..

Oh yeah~ vocab of the day --Goat taste
Eg. I am going to take my medicine. I wish that I have a goat-like taste bud!
Oh, man ! I can't believe that ah-lian can wear like this! So goat-taste!
The truth is -- Ruminant taste buds are not well developed. Whatever shit you give it to them , they will eat it. They are just " tasteless!" " mou taste -sy " .
Get me?

Ciao!

I am BACK!

Hooray! Finally the final is over!

I know that I 've been away from this world of bloggosphere for a long time .. almost one month!
Tell ya what I 've been on during the one whole month--

Got stucked and " Sux" with my finals.. There you go my physio , microbe and pathology..Hey, I did my revision.. but just not enough repetition... sob sob.. "Rojak" all the viruses and bacteria very well and presented them to my lecturer.. but I won't cry over the spilt milk ;P Just need to catch up with all I learn during the semester break! I don't want to be a bad vet in the future FYI!

As my senior told me -- academic scorer not necessarily make a good vet!

(No worries my fella friends and potential client out there! I'll make sure I'll be professional in performing my duties-- btw, I can always check with my references ,seniors, and lecturers if I am not sure. It's not like test!)


Okay, enough for the exam thingy.. let's switch to something more interesting.

Have you ever heard of SEATRU-- the Sea Turtle Protection and Reservation Unit in UMT(previously known as KUSTEM) in Redang,Terengganu?

I was working as a volunteer for a week in that heavenly paradise -- Chagar Hutang. I've seen how mommy turtle land on the bay and lay eggs! Took a lot of photos .. hehe.. shall show you when I have got more time !

Now I am back to my school and volunteering in my the small animal clinic attached to my faculty. BUt.. (there is always a butt behind it!) hmm. . unfortunately I am down with high fever. That's just too bad. I feel weak. Can't eat. Pain pain with drinking . And the temperature is still high up! I hope that I can be well asap as I am heading to Taiping zoo next week! Praying hard for my recovery. Amen!

Another thing which is really giving me a headache--- I terribly need a housemate!

I feel so bad after my other housemate left the house without paying the tenant fees for two months ! Is she expecting us to pay for her for March , April and May?

It is so irresponsible and we 're such a fool for just letting her go like this.

So now who did all the printing and advertisement for the new housemate? Only me and my housemate! Two of us.


I really desperately need a housemate.. If you are looking for a room in Serdang , please contact us. The room is furnished with the bed frames , table and chair.
Don't hesitate to call Siew Fong --017-6107568

Aiz.. so now I am broke.. and I think I might just start to try out nuffnang like what Auntie lilian does now..I don't need a million.. just some money to cover my rental fees..

Sob sob..


okay, enough for all the unhappy thingy--

Last and not least-- something to share with you :


New phrase to catch up today -- starfish
Eg. You are as cute as a starfish!
The meaning behind-- You 're such a moron.
Why? Starfish are brainless!


See ya till I am back in another week!

Part-time wanted

No .. no... this is not a paid post..not even sponsored by nuffnang.. no adsense or whatever..

A part-time shop keeper is wanted

RM 4 per hour.

In a hardware shop in Puchong, near old Klang road.

Everything is negotiable..

Meals are provided.

Preferably macho and responsible with big big muscle leng chye aka male who can work on Thursday and Friday.

Tough gal are welcomed too.

Interested?

Call Mr. Loke , my landlord 016-2751129.


p/s : bo bian la.. my landlord so kind helped us fixing the ceiling fan , gotta help him a bit la.. He's a very nice guy, sure will be very nice tauke.But then hio humsup gay- lou and humsup miu don't go and kacau him as he's married d..

My friends--Kawanku

irresistible.... how can I not share such a good song with you?

No hard feeling towards my lovely kawan Melayu..It's just a song, kay.

I am sooo SORRY..

I know that it is going to be a never ending - ceaseless intoxication if I keep going on like this, and doom shall be awaiting me at the other end of the corner.

And hence I have made a decision --

I'll be restraining myself from blogging and reading blogs within this 3 weeks..from today onwards.

Please pardon me.. Ampun maaf tuanku , if my disappearance make you --

Miss me
Loss of appetide due to loss of entertaiment
Loss of counter number hits
Loss of libido
Loss of hair
Loss of balls
Loss of money (as I am not reading your pay whatever post whatever stuffs)
Loss of inspiration
Loss of happiness
Loss of what-so -ever

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I am so SORRY.





Counting down for my final..
Looking at the piles of notes and text books that I've never touched nor flip thru..
Killing me softly ...~

Confused.. and Why?

Yesterday I came upon this website. which make me feel uneasy.

I am much confused by now. Who I am to believe?

If it's nothing but merely lies, should I continue to believe or shall I leave in silence?



















Bible is just a compilation of HUMAN'S writting about Jesus. And to err is human. Even history that we studies has its own flaws.. all were written based on the point of view which benefits the party that the historian is in.. (eg Jap history on World War II , our very own Boleh-land history text book that totally wipe out some so called x important " perjanjian" ).

And if choose to believe shall do me good, why not? Apply wherever it should be.
I choose to believe, as I know there's this GOD , as I can feel Him.

Tick.. tick..tick.. oh what I am doing here? I should be swimming in a pool of text books as my final is approaching.. Sh**t.

The death of Jesus Christ

This post is nothing but merely a piece of my pathological point of view on Jesus death.. so don't think over the fence yeah!

Have you ever wonder how our Saviour, Jesus, the Son of God die?

He was crucified . I guess most of us know this.. but hey... no ... no.. that's not the main COD (cause of death)

Jesus was died of hypovolumnic shock! He died because of excessive heamorrhage , which led to the deadly low cardiac output .

How cruel man can really be.. Jesus was nailed at the cross ,incised and punctured with the sharp nails, which might be infected by various bacterial or viruses. Of course it is painful .. extreme pain as the nail pressed the nerve ending of the pain receptors for a long long time.

No bone fracture as none a bone was broken.

He might as well had gone through extreme shoot up of glucocorticoid as well as cortisol as as a result of the environmental stress, as well as the body internal stress(thirst, hunger etc) .
Hence these stress summation would added up the agony that He had went thru for us.

Before his crucifixion, He had been through tremendous stress.

And being in an agony he prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground. ~Luke 22:44

Hematohidrosis

Hence , it is obvious that he had been sweating profusely and the stress was so great that it ruptured the tiny blood vessels aka capillaries of His skin.

Profuse perspiration could lead to dehydration if no water is immediately given to the patient. Therefore, Jesus would have been totally dehydrated , as he refused to drink , and so his blood pressure dropped to a critical level which might lead him to hypovolumnic shock anytime i.e. severe drop in cardiac output due to loss of volume of blood which will eventually lead to death.

Then he was beaten vigorously by the Roman soldier. Lacerations were all over his body as the whip cut his flesh. If the skin didn't rupture, contussion was formed under the skin. Internal and external heamorrhage occured as the blood vessel were ruptured.

A crown of thorn was forced into His scalp and causes excrutiating pain as these thorns pierced through His head and pressing on His nerve ending .

All these torture would lead to the inflammation of the wound . Edema fluid would build up under the skin of the wounds. Hence heat, red, swollen and painful blister, bruises were all over His body.

Then he was hung on the beam . His median nerve was pierced through. Do you know how painful it was? Even morphine could not help to relief or reduce the pain. The pain would have just travel all the way to His spinal cord.

He was nailed. Tetanus might would have just set in.

Do you know that stress can be summed up? Jesus had been through dizziness, cramp, thirst, starvation, sleeplessness, traumatic fever, tetanus, publicity of shame, long continuance of torment, horror of anticipation, mortification of untended wounds where bacteria and viral would have easily infected etc. So much of stress! If we were put into His shoe, we would have fainted !

It was a symphony of pain. Every move he made, every breath his took, every breeze blown to his body, would bring screaming pain to his body and mind.

Various shock were set in.Hypovolumnic shock due to loss of blood and fluid, plus traumatic shock from his injuries, plus cardiogenic shock causing Jesus's heart to fail. His heart was torn and ruptured as evident by the post mortem changes-- But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and water . John 19:34


The current jelly like blood clot is defenitely a prove of death . Fluid builds up could be the edematous fluid that build up due to the shock (highly concentrated blood, high osmolarity, water then to retained there).

Hence , the COD of Jesus Christ, was traumatic shock that lead to cardiac failure.

Remembering His love to us.

Rubbish of the society.. not even worth to call it an animal..

What do you do when people try to insult others using your blog's comment?

It's such a NUISANCE!

LAME ! UNREASONABLE! SUCKS! LOSER!

Only people with hypoplastic cerebellar and atrophic cerebrum will do that!

It shows how disrespectful and ridiculous a man can be!

No matter what it has happened between the both parties, hey, don't dragged me in!

Guess this particular fella has nothing much but everything massive atrophy and infection all over his body.. testes atresia.. or agenesis testes....every part of yours must be going thru intense infiltration of lymphocyes.. neutrophils.. eosinophils etc.. fibroblasts must be busy setting into every part of your interstitial tissue..aiks.. and ewwwww... and moist gangrene.. yuks~necrotic penis *vomitting*

If you dare to do it, why not dare to show who you are ... anonymous.. Superb lame.. are you having laminitis?


Pity that pathetic fella.... born to be failure.. aiz~Wonder what sort of traumatic injuries you been thru and made you such incompetent ?

Though I don't know who you are... and I don't bother to trace who you are... A waste of time and my energy.. better save it for the betterment of animal kingdom.

May God keep an eye on this fella...

Really~ Hatred does not aid in improving the matter.. Pity
You are killing yourself with the poison..

So pissed off .. Don't ever leave any comment on my blog if it has nothing to do with my post. Leave if you can't take my words.

Fcuk off !

See it?

Have you ever wonder how God take care of us? How He shows his mighty love and care for us?

You might not realize it. As human is to err, to ignore and to forget.Miracle is everywhere.. and happens at anytime.

The little little miracle.. that you might never notice about it..

Lost and found.. Sad and happiness..

Disappointment and hope..

Darkness and Light.

There is a light! A light to lead you..


I see it.

How about you?

After 17

Cheer Chan-- after 17
一步一步走過昨天我的孩子氣
我的孩子氣給我勇氣
每天每天電視裡販賣新的玩具
我的玩具是我的秘密
　
自從那一天起　我自己做決定
自從那一天起　不輕易接受誰的邀請
自從那一天起　聽我說的道理
　
When I am after 17
　
　
一步一步走過昨天我的孩子氣
孩子氣保護我的身體
每天每天電視裡販賣新的玩具
我的玩具就是我自己
　
自從那一天起　我自己做決定
自從那一天起　不在意誰的否定
自從那一天起　聽我說的道理
　
When I am after 17
　
　
When I am after 17




Cheer Chen

Her voice is so pure,
like the crystal ,
shining thru the dark,
enlightening my heart,
so true.. so naked..
and it pierces my heart
Lonely and yet so
Self- indulged.
Sad and yet so
determined.
Tough and yet so
smooth.

Interesting agro product – Egg Powder

Interesting agro product – Egg Powder..

They are pasteurized egg. The water is removed to produced the egg-powder.

Dried egg powder is "shelf-stable", able to be stored without refrigeration. They are a good substitute for any recipe calling for the use of raw eggs since pasteurization eliminates the possibility of salmonella contamination sometimes found in raw eggs.

Wohoo.. imagine in the future we live in a world without egg—all eggs are sold in powder form.. Your grandchildren might not even have seen an egg. They have no idea on how an egg looks like.

Then we’ll have everything in powder form.. potatoes.. vegetable.. rice… Men and Women hiding their fugly faces under 2 inches powder.. etc.

We ‘ll be living in a POWDERY world then! Oh no.. O-0 (or maybe we are already living in it?)

p/s : in fact these powder- stuffs are not new things, we might have consumed them . Just we don’t know.. Many biscuit factories use egg powder for hygiene purpose.

how to insult using medical terms?

Having a bad day? Feel like strangulate your boss/spouse / gf/bf / any stupid fella but there is no where to vent your anger to them?

No worries.. Today I am going to introduce you a few vocabs that might help you to release your stress ..

Atresia ani--absence of anus.. cantonese -- "sang zai mou si fert" 生仔沒屁股


Hypoplastic cerebrum-- reduce in size of cerebrum-- part of your brain.. aka "mou no" stupid 沒腦


Epidermal hyperplasia--Thickening of epidermis aka skin due to increase no of cells..aka muka tembok.."hmm zi cau"厚面皮

Hypoplastic testes--regression of the testes aka small balls.."sai tan"小蛋。小睾丸


Now that you can talk bad in front of your boss , your spouse, your bloody hell retarded flens and siblings.. etc without any damage.
(provided that they don't have a darn idea / medical background like I do.. kekeke)


It's up to your creativity to utilize the vocabs.

Remember , the power is yours~

May the force be with you! ..

Ancient humsup cartoon

Pathetic desperado.. .

The purest, love and voice

It's a very nice song ..

Your mother...

I was really touched by the catchy tone and the innocent and pure voice of the children singing the song.

It reminds me how I was taught to love my mom when I was a kid, and how my mom sacrifices , and loves me!

Do you still remember when is the last time that you hug your mom? When was the last time that you told her "I love you?"

I don't.

I miss my mom.

Random Jokes

These are just a few jokes forwarded to me by a friend of my..

Hope that it'll cheer you up as they do to me.

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,"
send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and
Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning
of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are
pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of
a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has
missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a
heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with
six children, "Are all these kids
yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a
condom factory and these are customer
complaints!"
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the
difference between confident and
confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm
confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's
confidential!
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Do we really care?

This post is dedicated to a lecturer who has just passed away last night.

Heart Attack. Myocaidial infarction? Not sure.

Never been taught by him, the only time I contacted him was when I applied to volunteering to the school vet clinic.

I heard that only one student attended his funeral.

Others? I dunno. Do we really care?

Another lecturer was very upset and disappointed. He had done a lot for the students, how 'bout us?

I dunno. Cause I never have a chance to be taught by him.

So who will care?

Will ya?

Are you " ball" enough?

Mainly meant for male viewer...50% evil..read at your own risk...

We are all living in a world of comparison.. Everyone is so kiasu.. everything we like to compare.. We compare our house, our bf/gf, our atm/ washing machine, our children , our dogs , our houses...etc and the list go on. Not forgetting our very own physical appearance-- skin , eyes, nehneh , kkc and sometimes ball(s) as well (if you have).

If once we find out that we are at the losing side, we, human being, tend to work hard and find a way out to "upgrade" ourselves .(No body wants to be a loser !) So some of us may change his/her gf/bf is car is not big enough, some send their children to the so -called children reconstruction centre , hoping that the "sifu" inside will change the children 's hippocampus (memory centre) so that it is more sensitive, some go for SK II whitening essence , other go for suntanned.

Once a while , you may find the desperate one may go for plastic surgery, A cup wanna upgrade to D cup , 5 " wanna upgrade ti 7", so and so.

Some decent fellow asked me if overexposure of sunlight might cause the gonads to expand.. I am not sure 'bout that.. but as what I have learnt about this animal kingdom.. Brucella might be the answer to it..

Proudly present to you --- Sheep testis (orchitis)

See, the effect of Brucella ? Once infected.. the balls just increase in size tremendously (more than 5 times)! The normal size of the testes of a sheep is like a fist of a 5 feet lady's fist.

So why go for that expensive , high risk surgery? Promise no pain , and no charges on that! Just ask any of your friends who work with animals, help you to isolate some of the bacteria and inoculate it on your balls.. you may DIY too. Cool , isn't it?

Hence, you think you are not ball enough? Go for Brucella! Other alternatives -- E.coli, n Streptococcus.

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com

Wow.. I look that gorgeous , don't I?
muahahahaa